Aditi's one-liners

Aditi is no less than a celebrity, atleast for me. She has her style which manifests in her conversations with me. Like a true fan, I follow my idol and offer unconditional affection. Sachin's fans put his posters in their rooms, Shahrukh's fans love to mimic his k..k..k..k..k...kiran, Salman's fan dance crazily on his hud hud dabangg dabangg dabangg dance steps, Kejriwal's fans wear the gandhi cap, Sunny Leone's fans watch all her online videos over and over again, and well, I keep collecting Aditi's one-liners :)))

So here goes a list of my idol's (some) one-liners, not necessarily in the order of their importance:

Tell me something I don't know: This is one line I have come to encounter very frequently these days. Ofcourse, this shows my complete lack of creativity to tell her something new, or her heightened curiosity about me, or better still, her majesty's omniscience! Whatever be the reason, I take relief in the fact that she  (seems to) knows everything about me. What more does a fan need than being known to his idol :)

Welcome to hell honey: Love is in the air when your spouse (or would-be-spouse) starts calling you Honey. It's my great luck that my beloved calls me Honey. Just that I'm waiting to be licked ;-)

Nahi: If I ask Aditi out, she always says a Yes. For everything else, every conceivable question that I have, she has a one word answer - Nahi. While my classmates would concur that they used to call me 'Question Mark', I must tell them I have found my answer in Aditi.... yay!!

Ab lagega pata bachu: No no, don't you think she threatens me by saying this line. Rather, she affectionately warns me about the unexpected twists of the married life. As stated above, her majesty is omniscient and naturally so, she would share her ocean of knowledge with me during the journey called 'married life'.

Kal ka kya plan hai?: I must admit I have never answered this query properly on every occasion she made the attempt to know if I am a romantic guy. I always reply to this question with some boring stuff about meetings and work and blah blah shit, while all she wanted to know was whether I was taking her out, and what time! Sadly, the outings we had were never planned ones, be it the new year lake walk, or the time we spent together in Sector 17's market last Sunday. But let me promise you darling, I do have a plan ;-)

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